TRACK LIST

                ACT One 

1-1           You Need A Ticket To Breathe The Air    6:58

1-2           A Few Things I Collect Beside Bus Tickets      6:40

1-3           Any More Fares Please? 4:16

1-4           It's Kind Of Interesting Rubbish      6:13

1-5           Scarper!  3:28

1-6           Forty Sheep And Twenty Reindeer?        3:26

1-7           Coughs And Sneezes Spread Diseases    4:44

1-8           Except Take A Piss   4:08

1-9           Doodlebug       2:28

                ACT Two 

2-1           A Famous Cup Of British Tea  6:29

2-2           This Was A Good One - Ponders End To Waterloo 4:22

2-3           I'm Highly Adept At The Tango       6:51

2-4           Show Me A Bike!     3:39

2-5           Chuk Persh Szing!    7:33

2-6           Happy Birthday, Dear Michael!      5:29

2-7           I Am Having Trouble With Hanky Panky 6:45

2-8           Latin À La Hammersmith Palais     2:34

2-9           A Hundred Stops But They Have No Name     8:03

2-10         I Was Trying To Explain Something About Dada     10:32